- Susie Chang: Dr. Isles is the first president elect in the field of forensic pathology
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, and the first whose patients are all dead
- Susie Chang: [Taking the cake as the celebration is interrupted] Okay, I'll just, eh, take this to the fridge
- [looking at Jane]
- Susie Chang: not the morgue fridge
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: If that goes anywhere near a person with a toe tag, I'll know it
- Susie Chang: I understand
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I'm watching you Chang!
- [Leaves the autopsy room]
- Susie Chang: The morgue fridge is the only thing big enough to fit this cake in
- Angela Rizzoli: Dead man tell no tales
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, he is shot, right, Maura? He wasn't run through with a spear or something?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Well, I need to autopsy to confirm the cause of death, but these wounds are consistent with a gunshot, yes
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, just because it is a professional killer, doesn't mean it's a professional hit. Ned wasn't even supposed to be here
- Detective Vince Korsak: Professional killer, random target?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't day the R-word! It's bad for morale!
- Dr. Maura Isles: You know I think he has clinical lycanthropy, usually brought on by schizophrenia or a psychotic break
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Do I need a tattoo on my forehead that says: "What does that mean, Maura?"
- Dr. Maura Isles: Oh! I assumed you were just shocked into silence because his condition is so rare
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No!
- Nina Holiday: Turns out custom reloaders are very cooporative people
- [Korsak looks surprised]
- Nina Holiday: after I threatened them with a warrant to seize all their chemicals to search for unregistered tags
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey, did you get my text?
- Dr. Maura Isles: You said you were coming down
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, and then I said: "scratch that, I need you to come upstairs and talk to Teen Wolf"
- Dr. Maura Isles: Oh
- [picks up her phone and starts reading]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, after that it's just variations of "where the hell are you?"
- Dr. Maura Isles: These emoticons don't deserve to be used in such disturbing ways
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Gets the point across, doesn't it?
- Vince Korsak: I've said it a hundred times: sociopaths always underestimate the resilience of the werewolf.