- Walter Larson: Let's talk military aid. That's right. Let's touch that third rail.
- Talia Levy: Are you mad? Do I look like Latvia to you? We're Israel. Israel. Your Congress wouldn't do anything that would hurt us.
- Walter Larson: Trust me, arms can be twisted. Plus, I'm mishpocha with every Jewish senator - Boxer, Schumer, Feinstein.
- Talia Levy: [laughs] It's not the Jews who protect us. It's Texas, South Carolina, Mississippi. It's your right wing, neocon super-Christians, and they don't even like Jews. They just need us here to keep the lights on for their fucking messiah.
- Walter Larson: Please, neocons are easy. You can buy off a neocon with a handjob from a ladyboy.
- Walter Larson: [going to visit the Israeli foreign minister unannounced] The Israelis love surprises.
- Kendra Peterson: Is that true?
- Walter Larson: I don't care.