Family Guy (TV Series)

The Book of Joe (2014)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Scotty, Gene Shalit

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• Stewie Griffin : Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?

• Glenn Quagmire : Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, hot moms who are married but looking David Chicago!

• Brian Griffin : You know, in case any of you want to, uh, come cheer us on, Chloe and I are doing the Quahog Marathon in a couple weeks.

  Lois Griffin : A marathon? Bu-but what if that sexy boy has another bomb?

• Joe Swanson : [about the book he's writing]  It's called "The Hopeful Squirrel". It's about a handicapped squirrel who has to learn to overcome his disability so he can survive in the wild. As you can imagine, it's very personal to me.

  Peter Griffin : Were... were you once a squirrel?

  Joe Swanson : No, Peter. I'm handicapped.