The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Welcome to Paradise (2014)

Chris Brochu: Luke Parker

Quotes 

• Tyler Lockwood : [in hallway, comes running up behind the twins]  Hey, quick question!

  Liv Parker : Quick answer, no!

  Tyler Lockwood : Hilarious. We're having a party today. You think you can spare a keg or two from the Scull Bar?

  [adding:] 

  Tyler Lockwood : You can come.

  Liv Parker : You and alcohol and my brother. Why does that combination sound so familiar and terrible?

  [to her brother:] 

  Liv Parker : How is your trachea, Luke?

  Luke Parker : In fairness, he apologized.

  Tyler Lockwood : I'm working on this, okay? I watch my drinking. I avoid things that make me angry.

  Liv Parker : Come by the bar after 1, I'll see what I can do.

  Luke Parker : [as Tyler goes off]  You're doing that thing again.

  Liv Parker : What thing?

  Luke Parker : Oh, the thing where you're a bitch because you like somebody. It's pretty transparent. I don't blame you. He's hot.