The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Welcome to Paradise (2014)
Penelope Mitchell: Liv Parker
Quotes
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Tyler Lockwood : [in hallway, comes running up behind the twins] Hey, quick question!
Liv Parker : Quick answer, no!
Tyler Lockwood : Hilarious. We're having a party today. You think you can spare a keg or two from the Scull Bar?
[adding:]
Tyler Lockwood : You can come.
Liv Parker : You and alcohol and my brother. Why does that combination sound so familiar and terrible?
[to her brother:]
Liv Parker : How is your trachea, Luke?
Luke Parker : In fairness, he apologized.
Tyler Lockwood : I'm working on this, okay? I watch my drinking. I avoid things that make me angry.
Liv Parker : Come by the bar after 1, I'll see what I can do.
Luke Parker : [as Tyler goes off] You're doing that thing again.
Liv Parker : What thing?
Luke Parker : Oh, the thing where you're a bitch because you like somebody. It's pretty transparent. I don't blame you. He's hot.
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Liv Parker : [arrived with her pick-up] Because this is how I wanted to spend my Saturday night.
[re empty kegs:]
Liv Parker : Load them up.
[to Matt:]
Liv Parker : What the hell happened to your truck, anyway?
Matt Donovan : That's a little complicated.
Tyler Lockwood : I got this, dude. I'll see you in a bit.
[Matt nods, goes off]
Liv Parker : [as Tyler is about to pick up keg] Sad jocks are kind of like sad clowns.
[chuckles]
Liv Parker : They're pathetic... but kind of hilarious.
[chuckles again]
Tyler Lockwood : Not in the mood, Liv.
Liv Parker : Uh-oh. That sounded like a threat.
Tyler Lockwood : No, just a request.
Liv Parker : [behind his back, casts spell, keg jumps away] Oops.
[does so again, until he catches her out]
Tyler Lockwood : [grabs her, snarls at her] Is that what you want? You want to see me break?
Liv Parker : You're right. I'm sorry. It's just easier for me if you're an aggressive, unlikable dick.
Tyler Lockwood : Why?
Liv Parker : [sighs] So I don't have to worry about falling for you.
