- Kono Kalakaua: Oh. Thanks, Jerry. Look, I appreciate your hel, but you really didn't have to stick around.
- Jerry Ortega: Are you kidding? Research is my super power. Oh, by the way. I'm pretty sure I broke Captain America's printer. Also pretty sure he never uses it. Found it under a plant.
- Kono Kalakaua: Càptain America?
- Jerry Ortega: Yeah. That's my little nickname for McGarrett.
- Kono Kalakaua: I like it. Okay, so did you find anything?
- Chin Ho Kelly: [Chin approaches Jerry's mom's house as the agent and prospective buyers are leaving] So your mom finally did it, huh?
- Jerry Ortega: Yeah, Moneypenny wasn't bluffing. She bought a place on Maui. Said she wants to be closer to her family. How am I supposed to take that?
- Chin Ho Kelly: Heh. Well, there comes a time when moms finally leave the nest, Jer.
- Jerry Ortega: Yeah, but things were going so well, then she pulls this. Right when I'm onto something huge.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Oh, right, Steve and Danny told me about the, uh, bookstore.
- Jerry Ortega: Not a bookstore, Chin. It's a front for a counterfeiting operation. It's only a matter of time before I prove it.
- Chin Ho Kelly: [Bad guy involved in counterfeiting operation is listening in electronically from his car parked across the street] I'm sure you will. But, uh, listen, that's not why I'm here. I need your help, Jerry. A little girl was abducted this morning from a hula recital.
- Jerry Ortega: Yeah, whatever I can do. Of course, my expertise in abduction is more of the extraterrestrial variety, but, uh, hit me.
- Jerry Ortega: [Chin is entering the Five-O computer room] Hey, brah, get over here.
- Chin Ho Kelly: What, did you find something?
- Jerry Ortega: You know it. This was taken outside the school before the recital started. Behind the hula girl. Silver Beemer. Check him out.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Blue baseball cap. Matches the witness description.
- Jerry Ortega: Mm. I am like a rabbit's foot, aren't I.
- Chin Ho Kelly: You are definitely a good luck charm. Now, slide over.
- Jerry Ortega: [Chin manipulates the tabletop computer screen] Facial recognition. Total violation of our First Amendment rights. Cool. I also got us a partial license plate.
- Kono Kalakaua: Oh. Thanks, Jerry. Look, I appreciate your help, but you really didn't have to stick around.
- Jerry Ortega: Are you kidding? Research is my super power. Oh, by the way. I'm pretty sure I broke Captain America's printer. Also pretty sure he never uses it. Found it under a plant.
- Kono Kalakaua: Càptain America?
- Jerry Ortega: Yeah. That's my little nickname for McGarrett.
- Kono Kalakaua: I like it. Okay, so did you find anything?