Bones (TV Series)

The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round (2014)

Tamara Taylor: Camille Saroyan

Quotes 

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?

  Angela Montenegro : It's weird that that's not a weird question.

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : Okay. I have everything we need to rehydrate an eyeball. Except for a good reason.

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Some parts of the victim's remains fell upon her]  Ah, uhm, can someone please retrieve this piece of evidence, so it's not compromised?

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Grabs the camera]  Yeah, in a second. I just got to get a picture of this for the Christmas party

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Seriously?

  Dr. Oliver Wells : Smile

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Just one second

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : The parabolic dental arch indicates the victim was Caucasian, while the lag of sub pubic concavity suggest male. Age will be a bit more difficult

  Dr. Oliver Wells : I got age. Slightly coarse granularity of the auricular surfaces puts him mid to late 20s. Piece of cake

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : This is not a competition, Oliver

  Dr. Oliver Wells : You are delightfully naïve

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : I'm calling it a night, Dr. Wells. We can come back and hit it fresh in the morning

  Dr. Oliver Wells : Dr. Brennan already cursed me out. I'm not leaving until I find something that impresses the crap out of her tomorrow morning

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Dr. Brennan cursed you out?

  Dr. Oliver Wells : She said I was a pain in her ass! Not a pain "in the ass", a pain "in her ass", specifically her ass

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : [More to herself]  Way to go, Dr. Brennan

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Looking in her microscope]  Dr. Wells! What can I do for you?

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Seriously?

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : [Looks up]  Oh, sorry! I just saw the curly hair, beard, lab coat...

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : Both brilliant, of course. Me a little more so