Directed by
| Pete Middleton | ||
Writing Credits (in alphabetical order)
| Mark Ashton | ... | (writer) |
Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification
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Brian Woodward | ... | Narrator for TV advert |
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Kuki Keaton | ... | Self - Narrator |
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Pamela Ashton | ... | Social Worker |
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Alan Brent | ... | Concerned Man |
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Luke Clark | ... | Neighbour |
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Rhys Crookes | ... | Advert Child |
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Lorraine Dallas | ... | Suicidal Mum |
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Dalia Green | ... | Abused Girl |
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Emma Ibbitson | ... | Self |
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Jez Marshall | ... | Comedian |
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Abby Middleton | ... | Child with Phone |
| David J. Peel | ... | TV guy | |
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Stuart Alexander Rees | ... | Toaster Salesman |
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Emma Roby | ... | Social Worker |
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Cassie Smyth | ... | Narrator on opening credits |
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Julie Stroll | ... | Comedian |
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Ben Williams | ... | Boy with Balloon |
Produced by
| Jason Brookes | ... | field producer |
| Melanie Holmes | ... | line producer |
| Emma Ibbitson | ... | co-producer |
| Kuki Keaton | ... | co-producer |
| Michael Lambert | ... | field producer |
| Pete Middleton | ... | producer |
| David Richardson | ... | associate producer |
| Claire Simmons | ... | field producer |
Music by
| Daniel John Riddle | ||
Cinematography by
| Pete Middleton | ||
Editing by
| Pete Middleton | ||
Visual Effects by
| Pete Middleton | ... | visual effects supervisor |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Cornel Brown | ... | assistant camera |
| Tim Haines | ... | assistant camera |
| Pete Middleton | ... | camera operator |
| Paul Rogers | ... | assistant camera |
| Paul Vico | ... | assistant camera |
Editorial Department
| Donald Ashton | ... | additional editor |
| Becky Goldman | ... | additional editor |
| Richard Horton | ... | first assistant editor |
| David Jordan | ... | additional editor |
| Michael Kelly | ... | additional editor |
Music Department
| Free Sound Project | ... | composer: additional music |
| Maori Music | ... | royalty free music |
Transportation Department
| Pete Middleton | ... | driver: cast |
Additional Crew
| Reece Alleton | ... | production assistant |
| Ashley Asher | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Frederick Ashton | ... | researcher |
| Richard Ashton | ... | production assistant |
| Steve Atkins | ... | researcher |
| Daniel Bates | ... | researcher |
| Lee Broderick | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Sarah Brown | ... | researcher |
| Sue Burton | ... | researcher |
| Charles A. Callum | ... | researcher |
| Nathan Camber | ... | production assistant |
| Monica Canter | ... | researcher |
| Gregory Castle | ... | researcher |
| Chris Clayton | ... | production assistant |
| Cassie Clipton | ... | production assistant |
| Mary Crompton | ... | production assistant |
| Mark Curtis | ... | technical support |
| David Day | ... | researcher |
| Maureen Dicker | ... | researcher |
| Kathy Donaldson | ... | researcher |
| Don Doosan | ... | researcher |
| Geoffrey Drake | ... | production assistant |
| Richard E. Draper | ... | researcher |
| Mike East | ... | researcher |
| Philip J. Eston | ... | researcher |
| Richard Farnsley | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| David Ford | ... | researcher |
| Del Ford | ... | production assistant |
| George Fredrickson | ... | researcher |
| George Furness | ... | researcher |
| Neil Garndener | ... | technical support |
| Richard Grayson | ... | researcher |
| Graham Greene | ... | researcher |
| Rachel Greene | ... | production coordinator |
| Craig Hamilton | ... | researcher |
| Jason Holmes | ... | production staff |
| Gregory Hubbard | ... | production assistant |
| Mary Jessop | ... | production assistant |
| Kelly Jones | ... | researcher |
| Sarah Louise Jones | ... | researcher |
| Kevin Kaye | ... | researcher |
| Susan Kenya | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Melanie Lambert | ... | production assistant |
| Jenson Leighton | ... | researcher |
| Steven Leyland | ... | researcher |
| George Leyton | ... | consulting producer |
| Dan Lineman | ... | production assistant |
| Michael Long | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Stacy Matthews | ... | assistant to the director |
| Susan Miller | ... | production staff |
| Suki Moore | ... | production assistant |
| Jennifer Morton | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Ian Musgrove | ... | researcher |
| Ben Nailer | ... | production assistant |
| Robert Nixon | ... | researcher |
| Sally Orton | ... | researcher |
| Lee Overton | ... | production assistant |
| Amanda Peters | ... | researcher |
| Sandra Porter | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Jennifer Preistly | ... | researcher |
| Philip Reece | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Keith Revy | ... | researcher |
| Paula Robson | ... | production assistant |
| Maureen Rooker | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Joe Sewell | ... | production staff |
| Rachel Simpson | ... | assistant to pete middleton pictures |
| Jamie Singer | ... | production assistant |
| Matthew Stevens | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Carla Trask | ... | researcher |
| Edward Turnbull | ... | billboard and advert scout |
| Stacy Vicker | ... | researcher |
| Stuart White | ... | researcher |
| Douglas Williams | ... | technical support |
| Jeremy Wood | ... | researcher |
| Greg Yeaden | ... | billboard and advert scout |
Thanks
| Christopher Booker | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Ian Josephs | ... | the producers wish to thank |
