- Mitchell Pritchett: It's just a family portrait, so go easy on the filters. We don't need sepia tone.
- Cameron Tucker: You know what other tone we don't need?
- Luke Dunphy: So, we're not pushing the button?
- Phil Dunphy: No, we're supporting Haley.
- Luke Dunphy: For the rest of your life.
- Luke Dunphy: I'm gonna go by the robotics lab, see how close they are to a female.
- Phil Dunphy: Hold on there, mister! They're not as close as you think, and you're not leaving my sight.
- Luke Dunphy: I wonder what kind of experiment we'll do? Maybe they'll show us those inkblots that look like two girls kissing.
- Phil Dunphy: Little tip from an old pro, they can electrify cheese.