- Meredith Bose: [Walking towards a strip club] Why do you guys insist on coming to places like this?
- Billy Soto: Because we're guys
- Meredith Bose: So true! The easiest money I ever made
- Billy Soto: Wait a minute! You did this?
- Meredith Bose: How do you think I paid for college?
- Billy Soto: Really?
- Meredith Bose: You wish
- Laura Diamond: Hey
- Jake Broderick: So what did the chiropractor say?
- Laura Diamond: Next time someone throws a table at me, move