- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Manny's first girlfriend. A senior with a Mustang.
- Jay Pritchett: My money was on a sophomore with a moustache.
- Alex Dunphy: Ugh! What's that?
- Luke Dunphy: It's a body spray named Sex Grenade. One of the divorced men on the hotel recomended it.
- Haley Dunphy: That smell is driving me crazy!
- Luke Dunphy: Then it's working.
- Alex Dunphy: I'm sick of looking at that red hair in the bathroom. Look around, people! None of us has red hair!
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Look at the way she looks at him. The same way I look at him. It's beautiful.
- Jay Pritchett: And in this case, healthy.