- Eric Cartman: You wanna take it out for a spin?
- [speaking of Butter's father's drone]
- Butters Stotch: Are you crazy? This is my dad's drone!
- Eric Cartman: Do you have any idea how much fun we could have with this thing? We could spy on everyone!
- Butters Stotch: My dad said it's not for spying on people.
- Eric Cartman: Butters, that's all drones are for.
- Eric Cartman: Hey, douchebag, you doing anything cool?
- [to Butters]
- Laura Tucker: You know, it used to be called natural! Completely shaving bald down there used to be the weird thing!
- Roger Donovan: Anyone can get a drone off Amazon for 200 bucks. And there's no laws and the whole thing is pretty damn hairy... oh, oh, God I'm sorry, Laura. You know, I meant the situation is pretty hairy, right? Nothing to do with you personally. I mean, how would I even know? I didn't see it.
- Laura Tucker: I've been wronged! We are here to ask for your help. Now, are you going to help us or not?
- Officer #1: Well, that'd probably be best left to a professional hair removal company.
- Officer #2: Or perhaps a forest ranger?