The Purge: Election Year (2016)

Matt Walton: Reporter #1

Quotes 

• Reporter #1 : As she's done many times before, Senator Roan broke security protocol, walking off the stage, stepping into the audience.

  Joe Dixon : [watching on TV]  Tell you this much, she got 'em little titties, but she got some big-ass balls. She ain't got a snowball's chance in a steam bath of winning this thing, but she be taking on them ol' white-haired George Washington wannabe mofos all by herself. And to that, I say bully for her.

  Laney Rucker : Oh, horseshit. She's full of it, too. Nothing'll ever change.

  Joe Dixon : Hey, Laney. Laney, Laney? I think we've offended Marcos with our anti-Senator talk.

  Marcos : The Senator's going to win. She's gonna make real changes, too. You'll see. All she needs is Florida. She gets the 29 electoral votes from Florida, that puts her over 270. She can do it.

  Joe Dixon : Smartass. All that useless shit and can't butter a damn bagel correctly.

  Marcos : I could butter your bagel, boss.

  Joe Dixon : Oh, you'd butter my bagel? Well, you got jokes over there. Yeah, you just be careful, kid, with all that hope, 'cause it can be a bad thing. Hope can lead to a lot of letdown. Tell him, Irish I.

  Irish Ike Jenkins : Excuse me, what? I'm not paying attention. I'm thinking about waffles and pussy. That's all I ever really think about, actually.

  Joe Dixon : Irish I, ladies and gentlemen.

  Irish Ike Jenkins : The fuck you laughing at? I'm dead serious.

  Joe Dixon : [with a laughing sigh]  Ah, fuck!

• [last lines] 

  Reporter #1 : That was Senator Roan this morning, casting the first vote of the day. It's been a great day for the Senator so far, having already won New York, California, and... wait, hold on, I am getting word, right now, that the Senator has also taken Florida, which puts her well over the 270 electoral votes for the win. So that is it. It is now official, the next President of the United States will be Charlie Roan. And President-elect Roan has already stated that her first order of business will be taking executive action to put an end to the Purge.

  Laney Rucker : [entering the deli, where Marcos is rennovating]  Updates?

  Marcos : It's a landslide.

  Laney Rucker : All right, I'll come by tomorrow. We can get started on the ceiling.

  Marcos : Sounds good.

  Laney Rucker : [glancing at a framed picture of Joe]  This place is really coming along, Marcos. Joe would be really happy. I'll catch you later, kid.

  Reporter #1 : We're just now hearing reports about a few scattered incidents around the country where NFFA supporters are reacting violently to this defeat. They are burning cars, breaking windows, looting, attacking police officers...