Modern Family (TV Series)

Won't You Be Our Neighbor (2014)

Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

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• Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You two are behaving like two little boys, so I'm going to have to handle this the way my mother handled my two little brothers. Either you two work this out...

  [impales knives on table] 

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : ... or you kill each other.

• Jay Pritchett : Dammit, she saw the Sock It To Me! If she remembers how it works its over.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Remember how it works? You put a sock on a box. Even Joe could have thought of that!