Modern Family (TV Series)

Won't You Be Our Neighbor (2014)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

Quotes 

• Cameron Tucker : I call Mrs. Plank Mrs. Crank, because I say what others don't have the guts to say.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Behind her back.

• Mrs. Plank : Well, well, well, if it isn't Mary Ann and Ginger.

  Mitchell Pritchett : [laughing]  That's hilarious!

  Cameron Tucker : [laughing]  Okay, 'cause... Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's funny!

  Mitchell Pritchett : And while... while we're laughing about things, uh, this is funny, too. It seems that we forgot to talk to Lily before coming in to see you.

  Cameron Tucker : And... And she made it very clear in no uncertain terms that she loves you and she wants to stay in your class. How great is that?

  Mrs. Plank : I will take Lily back...

  Cameron Tucker : [exhales sharply]  Whew!

  Mrs. Plank : ...if you are able to tell me the object of this sentence: "Lily's parents were wrong about Mrs. Plank."

  Mitchell Pritchett : [chagrinned]  I... I... I think that the object is... to humiliate us?

  Mrs. Plank : Correct. See? I can teach anybody.