Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

S.O.S. Part 2 (2015)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Leo Fitz : [Excited]  Sir! Good news. I modified my field generators to act in unison as a quantum field disruptor.

  Phil Coulson : Great. You're saying you found a way to shut down Gordon's teleportation ability?

  Leo Fitz : [Deflated]  Well, now my news sounds less good.

  Phil Coulson : Oh. Sorry.

• Dr. Andrew Garner : You convinced Mack not to quit.

  Phil Coulson : Yeah, well, he kinda owed me after cutting my hand without asking.

• Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : What the hell took you so long?

  Phil Coulson : It's a big boat. With poor signage.

• Phil Coulson : So, May asked off some time for the first time in the history of ever. Does that have anything to do with you being around these last few days?

  Dr. Andrew Garner : Now, you know I can't discuss personal matters with patients.

  Phil Coulson : I'm your patient now? I wasn't your patient the other night when you and your ex-wife snuck into my office and drank up half my scotch.

• Phil Coulson : [Hefting a large wrench and wielding it like a bat]  You know, I batted over .400 in little league.