Family Guy (TV Series)
Brian the Closer (2014)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire
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Quotes
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Glenn Quagmire : [Looking at Brian after his accident] Your face looks like a used condom.
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Glenn Quagmire : I think you're misunderstanding me.
Brian Griffin : No, I'm serious. Even though I know you never liked me, you still helped me when I really needed it. That says a lot about your character. I'm ashamed of myself because I am none of the things you are. You're honest and direct and compassionate...
[his phone rings]
Brian Griffin : and, that is 72 hours! ENJOY YOUR CRAPHOLE, DUMBASS!
Glenn Quagmire : [outraged] YOU SON OF A BITCH!
[knocks out Brian's teeth with the base of a lamp]
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TV announcer : Today's feature presentation of Glory will not be seen.
Peter Griffin : What I love that movie. Oh Man that's going to leave a big hole in their line up. What's going to fill the Glory hole?
TV announcer : In place of Glory we will be showing Shaft, staring Richard Roundtree.
Peter Griffin : What you can't just shove Shaft in the Glory hole!
Brian Griffin : Yeah I know, It would be better to put in that movie about the two girls who meet Nixon. What that movie called? Dick - Dick would slide right into that Glory hole.
Peter Griffin : No Dick is to short for that Glory hole. But if you also put in Edward Furlong's movie Pecker - you got Pecker and Dick in the Glory hole, and you got a tight squeeze but it ought to fit.
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Brian Griffin : You got an account with a dentist?
Glenn Quagmire : He sells me Nitrous at wholesale and I bang his wife.
Brian Griffin : Those both sound like things for you.