- Ray Manchester: Hey, you even got us matching T-shirts!
- Charlotte Page: Yep.
- Henry Hart: Uh-huh. For "Ray's Weekend of Fum!"
- Ray Manchester: "Fum?"
- Charlotte Page: The T-shirt store messed up.
- Ray Manchester: Oh, okay, but why are there five T-shirts?
- Henry Hart: Uhhhh... tell Ray who's coming.
- Charlotte Page: [reluctantly] Our friend Jasper and Henry's little sister, Piper.
- Ray Manchester: Oh, no! Why?
- Henry Hart: Well, Piper sprained her ankle.
- Ray Manchester: So?
- Henry Hart: She's on crutches; so, when we get to Six Poles, we get to go to the front of the line for all the rides.
- Ray Manchester: Ohh. And why are we bringing your bucket-loving friend with the sweaty hands?
- Charlotte Page: 'Cause that's Jasper's camping stuff.
- Henry Hart: And, when you get to know him, he's a lot of "fum."
- Charlotte Page: Now, put on your T-shirt and let the "fum" begin.
- Piper Hart: The elevator won't open.
- Jasper Dunlop: So? We don't even know where that elevator goes.
- Piper Hart: I know it goes away from you and that's enough.
- Piper Hart: I haven't had phone service in eight hours. I can't check my texts or my Twit-Flash. Things are trending and I don't know what they are!
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, after I've finished putting this drum set together, I'm gonna get us outta here.
- Piper Hart: How?
- Jasper Dunlop: I'll play 'em, really loud. Maybe someone will hear, call the cops to complain, then they'll come, bust down that door, and save us.
- Piper Hart: Even your good ideas sound bad.
- [Ray listens in on Piper and Jasper's effort to be rescued by playing drums loudly and screaming]
- Piper Hart: Help!
- Jasper Dunlop: We need somebody!
- Piper Hart: Help!
- Jasper Dunlop: Anybody!
- Piper Hart, Jasper Dunlop: [together] Help!
- Ray Manchester: That is the worst cover of "Help" I've ever heard.
- Charlotte Page: Ow! The button shocked me.
- Henry Hart: Ha. No way.
- [pushes Charlotte away and presses the elevator button himself]
- Henry Hart: Ow! The button shocked me!
- Henry Hart: Can't you cancel the lockdown?
- Ray Manchester: Ugh. No. Not for forty-eight hours.
- Charlotte Page: That's two days.
- Ray Manchester: Yes, your math is perfect.
- Piper Hart: Okay, how 'bout this?
- Jasper Dunlop: What?
- Piper Hart: You let me eat your thumb, I'll let you eat my thumb.
- Jasper Dunlop: Deal.
- Henry Hart: Just look ahead, keep your back straight, your butt rigid, and pump your legs till you get to Charlotte.
- Uncle Billy: Oh, excuse me, kids. I left $8,000 in a rolled up newspaper. Have you seen it?
- Henry Hart: No.
- Charlotte Page: Sorry.
- Uncle Billy: No!
- Uncle Billy: [stumbles into door on way out] Oh! I'm all right! I'm all right!
- Charlotte Page: Can you believe that?
- Henry Hart: No! Who still reads newspapers?