- Donatello: It's not as heavily armored as the Shellraiser, but it's more maneuverable, has more weapons, and gets better gas mileage.
- Casey Jones: Then let's stop jabbering and build this sucka!
- Donatello: Sweet mother of mutations!
- Stockman-Fly: Do you like my Shredder mutantzz? They make excellent watchdogs, bzz!
- Michelangelo: One good thing: We haven't run into any Kraa...
- [a Kraang spots April and Casey]
- Michelangelo: Oh, no! Why did I have to open my big mouth?
- Raphael: The Kraang have some kind of freaking security system to make sure we don't come back!
- Michelangelo: Why not just go take it down and move back in? I miss our home. I miss my comic books, my VHS tapes, my Action Kick Unicorn Man, my collection of human underwear...
- Tiger Claw: Master Shredder... Your enemies are defeated. Do we wait for the lowly Kraang to mutate the entire earth? Destroy all of humanity?
- The Shredder: Watch your tone with me, Tiger Claw. I am well aware of the Kraang's plans. When the time is right, we will destroy those putrid aliens, and the city will belong to me!
- The Shredder: Stockman, I want you to restore Hamato Yoshi's mind. I want him fully aware of who and where he is... before I finish him off.
- Donatello: We made it!
- Raphael: Yeah, by the skin of our shells.
- Michelangelo: So where to now? We have no home to go back to.
- Splinter: Homes are transitory. What matters is that we are together.
- Leonardo: But we still need a place to hang our masks, Sensei. Where are we gonna live?
- Donatello: Well, there's the old power plant, or maybe an abandoned subway tunnel...
- Michelangelo: Wait, I have the greatest idea ever!
- Raphael: Do we really want to hear this?
- Michelangelo: It's secret, fortified, and no one would ever think to look for us there!
- [cut to a pizza shop]