Jessica Jones (TV Series)

A.K.A. Top Shelf Perverts (2015)

Krysten Ritter: Jessica Jones

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• Jessica Jones : You have been ruining my life...

  Kilgrave : You didn't have a life.

  Jessica Jones : ...as a demented declaration of love?

  Kilgrave : No! Obviously, I was trying... to show you what I see. That I'm the only one who matches you. Who challenges you. Who'll do anything for you.

  Jessica Jones : This is a sick joke. You have killed innocent people.

  Kilgrave : Well, that... that... milquetoast little man-boy? He interrupted me while I was leaving you a present which apparently you didn't even find. Come on! You cannot pretend he didn't irritate you, too. I wanted to slap him after 30 seconds!

  [leans in close] 

  Kilgrave : I know. I realize this will take time. But I'm going to prove it to you.

• Dorothy Walker : What is it you want from me?

  Jessica Jones : I want you to stick to the agreement. Because no matter where I am, even if I'm behind bars, if you try anything I will find out, I will come for you, and it will hurt.

• Homeless Man : You stink.

  Jessica Jones : Well, I'm a piece of shit, and shit stinks.

• Jessica Jones : What do I have to do to get locked up in supermax by nightfall?

  Jeri Hogarth : Are you telling me that you're planning to commit a crime? Because I would be obligated to report that.

  Jessica Jones : What would it take?

  Jeri Hogarth : All right. Supermax only houses the worst criminals. Top-shelf perverts, cannibals, serial killers who make mosaics with their victims' fingernails.

  Jessica Jones : Well, that's... very specific.

• Jessica Jones : [Sees Malcolm in athletic gear]  Jazzercise?

  Malcolm Ducasse : Running actually. Helps with sobriety.

  Jessica Jones : Sobriety blows.

• Trish Walker : I won't let you go to prison. You're not a murderer.

  Jessica Jones : Yes, I am.

  Trish Walker : You're still punishing yourself for that woman's death?

  Jessica Jones : And now more people are dead. Hope Shlottman's parents, Ruben, Reva, and someone has to give their families closure. And until the real killer shows up, that's gonna be me. I have to pay.

  Trish Walker : There are so many ways this could go wrong.

  Jessica Jones : There's one way it'll go right. No one else will die because of me. I'm taking myself out of the equation. I'm still not the hero that you wanted me to be.

  Trish Walker : You're exactly the hero I wanted you to be.

• Jeri Hogarth : How did you know we were here?

  Jessica Jones : The temp.

  Jeri Hogarth : [to Pam]  Fire the temp.

• Roy Healy : Looking for Luke? He took some time off. Went away for a while.

  Jessica Jones : Good. Good for him. I just wanted to tell him-...

  Roy Healy : - -You just wanted to tell him you love him, you want him back, you're gonna have his baby.

  Jessica Jones : What? No.

  Roy Healy : Heard it before. Best move on. He won't miss you. The only one he ever missed is in the ground.

  Jessica Jones : Tell him... the right people are gonna pay for what's been done. And tell him I don't expect him to forgive me.

  Roy Healy : You know what happens when you burn a bridge? You gotta learn to swim. Or *fly*.

• Jessica Jones : Trish is fine. She has security like Fort Knox and she's savvy enough not to let anyone sneak up on her, except you. She has no defenses against you.

  Dorothy Walker : She doesn't need defenses. I'm her mother.

  Jessica Jones : You're her pimp!

• Jessica Jones : I'm a piece of shit, and shit stinks.