- Grace Russell: Okay, I have absolutely nothing to wear.
- Cassie Nightingale: Oh, you should probably tell that other young lady to get her clothes out of your closet.
- Stephanie Borden: Okay, did you see him?
- Cassie Nightingale: I take it you met Sam.
- Stephanie Borden: "Sam." You say it so matter-of-fact, like we got a new postman or something. He is the most eligible bachelor to hit Middleton since my divorce.
- Cassie Nightingale: He has a son, too. Nick.
- Stephanie Borden: Who cares? I mean, it's Dr. Good-Looking-And-Single I care about. Uh, he's McDreamy, McSteamy - He's all the Mc's and then some.
- Stephanie Borden: There's lots of things to love about living in a small town. The shallow dating pool is not one of them.
- Cassie Nightingale: "Present opportunities are not to be neglected. They rarely visit us twice."
- Dr. Sam Radford: Voltaire.
- [Cassie smiles]
- Dr. Sam Radford: You're not gonna tell me what to do, are you?
- Cassie Nightingale: I just did.
- George O'Hanrahan: What do you want us to do?
- Grace Russell: Well, look at me. I mean, head to toe - outfit, hair, shoes, jewelry - but don't look at me with the loving eyes of my mother and grandfather. Instead, look at me with the eyes of a ninth grade girl who hasn't had a carb since she learned how to spell. Find my flaws. They're there.
- Ryan Elliott: New Yorkers always think they wanna trade the noise and smog and craziness for small-town living until they actually try living in a small town.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: [with a smile] Well, your lack of propriety and decorum are YOUR business. Don't drag me into your gutter of mutual disrespect. Oh! Without rules, we are no better than animals.
- Dr. Sam Radford: Yeah, about that correspondence, you left a few things out.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: Whatever do you mean?
- Dr. Sam Radford: I believe you used the terms "state of the art" and "up to date" to describe the office I'm renting.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: [cheerfully] Well, isn't it?
- Dr. Sam Radford: [in disbelief] No. I'm gonna have to bring in a lot of new equipment in there, which I wasn't expecting.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: I'm sure you'll recover any extra costs you endure. After all, you're the only doctor here, and once I get the word out, you'll be turning sick people away.
- [Dr. Radford stares at her incredulously]
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: [with a very satisfied smile] I think the words you're looking for are "thank you."
- Cassie Nightingale: I think knowing how to share our gifts with the world is as important as recognizing what gifts we have to share.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: [stopped for a traffic violation] Well, I've had quite enough of this. I am going to be making a call of my own. I'm calling your boss.
- Brandon Russell: Okay, but you're still gonna need to step out of the vehicle, ma'am.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: Oh! I will NOT.
- Brandon Russell: I don't think you wanna be in there when they tow it.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: "Tow?"
- Nick Radford: I don't wanna live here.
- Dr. Sam Radford: Once I master this lock, I'm gonna explain the difference between a want and a need, and it's gonna blow your mind.
- Cassie Nightingale: Oh, thirteen gets such a bad reputation, but it's actually been a very LUCKY number for me.
- Dr. Sam Radford: [after the lock opens on the thirteenth try] You have the lucky touch.
- Cassie Nightingale: Some people say I do.
- Dr. Sam Radford: I guess we'll be seeing you around.
- Cassie Nightingale: I think you already have.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: I'm very worried about Jake's dedication. I heard the artist is dragging his feet. Seriously, how long does it take to chisel stone?
- Derek Sanders: Well, it's not stone. It was wood, then it was nickel, then it was glass and now it's brass.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: I will not apologize for changing my mind, nor will I lower my standards. Good enough is not good enough for me.
- Nick Radford: No offense, but this town... is no New York.
- Grace Russell: [maintaining a polite smile] There is... nothing... BUT offense in that statement. And Middleton may not be New York City, but not every place can be filled with crime, poverty and overpopulation.
- Dr. Sam Radford: He needs to see a doctor.
- Cassie Nightingale: He doesn't like doctors.
- Dr. Sam Radford: I don't either - and I am one - but when I'm sick, that's who I want to see.
- Nick Radford: So, you gonna apologize?
- [Sam stares back]
- Nick Radford: The lady next door? Cassie?
- Dr. Sam Radford: I did nothing wrong.
- Nick Radford: You never do, do you, Dad?
- [Cassie wrestles with pie dough on a counter, making much more noise than is necessary]
- Grace Russell: Whatever that crust did to you, I am sure it's sorry.
- Cassie Nightingale: [sighs, then punctuates her response with whacks at the pie dough] It's not the crust. It's Sam,
- [whack]
- Cassie Nightingale: our egotistical,
- [whack]
- Cassie Nightingale: self-centered,
- [whack]
- Cassie Nightingale: arrogant doctor of a neighbor.