It is the 1st annual "Turk Tacular Turkey Town Festival and Turkey Trots" at the Wonder Wharf. Bob draws the line: if Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise choose the Festival over a family holiday, Bob will not cook Thanksgiving dinner. As Bob gets drunk and enjoys Donna Summertime, the kids enjoy the Scramble Pans ride run by Mickey. Linda joins the Turkey Trots with Teddy. No one told the Fischoeder boys about mixing turkeys with other winged creatures. Bodega Bay comes to Wonder Wharf as Linda Belcher is crowned Queen of the Peckers.
—LA-Lawyer