Over a meal of ersatz meatballs made with raisins Phil agrees to marry Carol but the ceremony, with footballs and dummies as witnesses, almost fails to go ahead when Phil forgets the rings. This is rectified by a smash and grab at a jewellers, a wedding and a rather bizarre honeymoon night. As the days progress Phil gets used to his marital status and even starts to enjoy Carol's company - but then the lovely Melissa, literally, crashed into his life.
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