The Mentalist (TV Series)
White Orchids (2015)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : This ring has been with me for a very long time, and, uh... it has obvious significance with my past. But it also represents... meeting you. If I didn't have this ring, I would never have met you. So in a sense, it has the potential to represent my future as well. And I'm not expecting you would ever wear it, but I want to share it with you. And I want it to represent our future. Together
[He takes a deep breath]
Patrick Jane : I want you to be my wife. Will you marry me?
Teresa Lisbon : [Lost for words and overjoyed] Okay. Yes. Yes, I will. Yes!
Patrick Jane : Excellent! I'm glad that's dealt with, I was a little nervous.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, come on. You knew I was gonna say yes.
Patrick Jane : No; even after all these years you're still a mystery to me.
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Teresa Lisbon : You're not wearing your wedding ring.
Patrick Jane : I'm not married.
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Teresa Lisbon : Hey! Did Abbott give you the news? We're having a real wedding at his house.
Kimball Cho : He did.
Teresa Lisbon : You're gonna be there, right?
Kimball Cho : Of course.
Teresa Lisbon : I could use your help with something, if you're not too busy.
Kimball Cho : What's that?
Teresa Lisbon : [Cut to a wedding parlour, where Lisbon is trying on dresses. She stares at her reflection uncertainly] What do you think?
Kimball Cho : Makes you look short.
Kimball Cho : [Lisbon disappears and reappears in another dress. Cho considers] Snowcone.
Kimball Cho : [She tries on another dress; this one, short, sparkly and very revealing] Slutty elf.
[She gives him a despairing look]
Kimball Cho : You want a simple piece with clean lines, maybe something vintage and off-white.
Teresa Lisbon : [to the shop assistant] What he said.
[the assistant leaves]
Teresa Lisbon : Thank you for doing this. I asked you along cos I thought you'd be honest. I had no idea you were such a fashion expert.
Kimball Cho : Not me. My mom could run up a designer gown before breakfast. Cut her cloth by eye.
Teresa Lisbon : Cool. My mom had a sewing machine, but it was always in hock.
Kimball Cho : She'd be very proud of you.
Teresa Lisbon : [Indicating her 'slutty elf' dress] Looking like this?
Kimball Cho : Very proud.
Teresa Lisbon : Thank you, Kimball.
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Patrick Jane : Don't worry.
Teresa Lisbon : Don't worry about what?
Patrick Jane : You're worried that I'm gonna be upset because you invited your brothers to our marriage.
Teresa Lisbon : How did you know that?
Patrick Jane : When we're married, you think you might stop asking that question?
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Teresa Lisbon : Where you going?
Patrick Jane : Well, I have to get you a ring.
Teresa Lisbon : I already have one.
Patrick Jane : No, that is for us. You need one for you.
Teresa Lisbon : I do?
Patrick Jane : You do.
Teresa Lisbon : Okay. Shouldn't I come with you? Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?
Patrick Jane : No, I think we'll waste time bickering. Besides, I have better taste.
Teresa Lisbon : You think you do.
Patrick Jane : You'll see.
Teresa Lisbon : [as he leaves] No... nothing too gauche!
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Teresa Lisbon : We should have just eloped like you said.
Patrick Jane : What about your family?
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, they wouldn't care. I just talked to them at the hotel. They found the minibar. They're like cavemen arguing over a dead antelope.
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Patrick Jane : [filling out their marriage license] If I'd just remembered how tedious this aspect of the marriage is, I might not have asked you.
Teresa Lisbon : Shush!
Patrick Jane : No, seriously. I'm only on page two. You know, I could just give you the ring and we could elope.
Teresa Lisbon : Don't be mean. No take backs.
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[series last lines]
Patrick Jane : How you feeling?
Teresa Lisbon : I am so happy.
Patrick Jane : Me, too. Me, too.
Teresa Lisbon : There's something I need to tell you.
[she puts a hand on her stomach, and he realizes she's saying she's pregnant]
Patrick Jane : No, you're... you're kidding me.
Teresa Lisbon : I'm not kidding.
Patrick Jane : You are?
Teresa Lisbon : I am.
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Teresa Lisbon : Is it me, or does it seem like the house slants a little bit to the left?
Patrick Jane : Optical illusion.
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Grace Rigsby (Van Pelt) : The news is spreading fast through the CBI grapevine. It's true, isn't it?
Teresa Lisbon : It's true.
Grace Rigsby (Van Pelt) : Well, we had to call and say congratulations.
Wayne Rigsby : So, you and Jane, huh? We always knew.
Grace Rigsby (Van Pelt) : We always knew? I always knew.
Teresa Lisbon : How are the kids?
Wayne Rigsby : Uh, sticky, mostly.
Grace Rigsby (Van Pelt) : The kids are great.
Teresa Lisbon : I know it's short notice, but you guys have got to come out for the wedding. It's Saturday.
Grace Rigsby (Van Pelt) : Oh, my gosh. Of course. We'd love to.
Wayne Rigsby : It'll take a little child care juggling, but we can swing it. If worst comes to worst, we'll just bring the little monkeys with us, keep 'em locked in the rental car.
Grace Rigsby (Van Pelt) : [sigh of disgust] Will not.
Wayne Rigsby : I'm kidding.
[one of the kids calls for Grace]
Wayne Rigsby : But seriously, we wouldn't miss it for anything.