- Landon: You know you're not actually gonna find anything in the fridge, right?
- 'Officer' Jack Mindenhall: I definitely just found some beer here, Landon. Thanks.
- 'Officer' Jack Mindenhall: Well, I guess that's it then, huh?
- Landon: What, that's it?
- 'Officer' Jack Mindenhall: Yeah. Am I supposed to call the SWAT team in because I found some piles of shit in your hallway?