- Carl Black: We gotta make sure there're no more black people 'round here, 'cause they *will* snitch.
- Jim Smith: WELCOME, NEIGHBORS! We are...
- Jim Smith, Mary SMith: ...the Smiths!
- Carl Black: My name is Carl Black.
- Mary SMith: It's little ironic that... that your name is... Black. 'Cause you *are* bla...
- Carl Black: Don't... say it... , bitch.
- Parole Officer: [Shooting at Carl after getting in the house from the chimney] Your mama snitched on you. It's easy to get something out of your mama when I gave her some Hennessy and some of this dick!
- Carl Black: I never seen a pit bull with a perm.
- James Clown: Oh, your mother's so ugly, when she turns around, she make Right Guard make a left, and make Secret a rumor, m**f**r.
- Carl Black: Oh! Hey, man, your breath smell like adult toys.