The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

I Alone (2014)

Chris Wood: Kai Parker

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• Kai Parker : [overstays his welcome at bar]  Are you on Twitter? Ah, I just signed up, you should follow me. CobraKai1972. Come on, like Karate Kid? Did you know you could follow celebrities? They all Twitter the stupidest things. It's... it's hilarious.

  Liv Parker : You know, It's kind of dead. I think I'm gonna close up.

  Kai Parker : Oh, hang on, hang on, I'm gonna get a real drink. No bourbon, I'm secure enough in my masculinity. Vodka's boring. Rum's too tropical. Ooh, tequila, you do not wanna see me on tequila.

  [chuckles] 

  Kai Parker : What about gin? Is that weird?

  Liv Parker : Not if you're a fifty-year-old. But seeing that you look like a nineteen-year-old, I'm gonna need to see some ID.

  Kai Parker : Oh, of course.

  [grunts as he takes it out of his pocket] 

  Kai Parker : Of course.

  Liv Parker : [looks at It, grins]  1972. Nice try.

  Kai Parker : True story. But... that's not the most interesting thing on that ID. Here, look again. Name? Address?

  Liv Parker : "Malachai Parker." Oh, my God...!

  Kai Parker : [grabs her, syphons magic]  The last time I saw you... I was trying to kill you. Why don't we pick up where we left off?

  Liv Parker : [grim smile]  I don't think so.

  [stabs him] 

  Kai Parker : Life is so much easier with magic. Kind of feels like cheating. I'm sad that you didn't recognize me. It means Dad erased all trace of my existence. Family pictures. Movies. The little handprint turkey I made. What a dick!

  [she desperately runs up the stairs, he follows] 

  Liv Parker : Stay the hell away from me!

  Kai Parker : You were always so bad at hide-and-seek. I mean, you were four. But, find a better hiding place!