Quotes
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The Rock : Finally, The Rock has come back to D.C.!
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock : You see, there are certain things in life that always brings on a gut natural instinct. If you see a fly, you swat it. If you see a little cute puppy, you pet it. And if you're Marion Berry and you see crack...
[the crowd cheers, then begins a "Rocky" chant]
The Rock : ...you ssssssmoke it.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock : And if you see Kurt Angle's condescending, smiling, smug face, if you're The Rock, the gut natural instinct is to take a steel chair and smash it. And that's exactly what The Rock was primed to do last Thursday on "SmackDown!" until Stephanie McMahon-Angle... no, wait. No, that's not it. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley stuck her nose where it didn't belong, allowing Kurt Angle to get the 1-2-3 on The Rock and do his goofy Olympic celebration. Now, don't get The Rock wrong, he has no problem with Olympic celebrations. You see, there was a man who just competed in the Olympics, a super-heavyweight wrestler by the name of Rulon Gardner.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock : Now, this man did the unbelievable, beat the unbeatable. Quite frankly, Rulon Gardner went ahead and faced the Russian and laid the smack down on his candy ass.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock : Gardner laid the smack down on Karelin; how he celebrated is the way you're supposed to celebrate. Gardner did his little cartwheel, did his little roll, stood on the Olympic podium, accepted his gold medal like a champion, with a smile. Unlike Kurt Angle, who stood on the Olympic podium with crocodile tears running down his face, and if the camera panned down a little bit more, you'd see the monkey piss rolling down his leg! So, Kurt Angle, The Rock says he'll do anything to get your candy ass out here, so why don't you come out here and celebrate with The Rock tonight? Kurt Angle, come out and celebrate with The Rock, because tonight you've got your shot at The Rock's WWF title. So, Kurt Angle, come on out and celebrate. We've got a lot to celebrate about. We could celebrate that tonight, you've got your shot, we could celebrate you're a gold-medalist winner, and we could celebrate the fact that The Rock is gonna whoop that candy ass all over D.C.!
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Chris Benoit : You know, I am sick and tired of having to come out here night after night after night asking for something that I deserve. One way or another, whether you like it or not, Mick, I'm gonna get my hands on The Rock. If you want it to be legal, if you want it to happen in the ring, well, that's up to you. Because I swear to you, unless you put me in the ring tonight with the People's Joke, not only will The Rock pay, you'll pay, the people will all pay, and I dare you to prove me wrong!
[Kane's pyro and music hit, and he comes out to the ring, as well]
Kane : Foley, no matter what Benoit wants, no matter what you want, no matter what the people want, that WWF title will find its way around my waist. Rock, you're mine! And then the time of raising your eyebrow, over! The time of dropping your elbow, over! Your time, Rock, over! You see, Rock, you have everything to lose, and I'm gonna be the one who finds it.
[Too Cool's music hits, and Rikishi comes out to the ring]
Rikishi : Kane, Kane, Kane, let me let you in on a little secret. You see, tonight, you're not gonna get a chance at The Rock's title. In case you didn't know, fool, me and you got some unfinished business to take care of. And Rikishi wants you to know that he backs that ass up here in Washington, D.C.!
Commissioner Mick Foley : [getting between them before a fight can start] Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everybody wants a little something different. Well, fortunately, I was bestowed upon me a certain amount of intelligence when I assumed the commissionary position, so I have a little something that I think will make everybody happy. You see, tonight in this very ring, Benoit, you and Kane will team up to face the team of Rikishi and The Rock!
[not entirely happy, Benoit, Kane, and Kurt all leave the ring]
The Rock : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Rock is not done. You see, Mick Foley, The Rock is in a very giving mood, as well. Now, Kane, since you just wanna find things, Benoit, all you wanna do is prove things, well, The Rock is gonna make both you very happy men tonight. You see, before you and Kane face The Rock and Rikishi, The Rock wants you to do this. The Rock wants you to go find a very quiet place tonight. You two together, nobody else, you two by yourselves, go find a nice, quiet place where you can be alone. And all your dreams can come true. All your dreams can come true. Your dream, Kane, of finding things, your dream, Benoit, of proving things will come true, and this is how you do it. Benoit, when you're by yourself with Kane, pull your pants down...
[the crowd cheers, and Benoit moves to get back in the ring]
The Rock : Go ahead, Benoit, pull your pants down and prove to Kane that you're not a woman.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock : And, Kane, since you just wanna find things, you go ahead and find the penis Benoit claims he has.
[the crowd cheers again; as Kane and Benoit try to get in the ring, they are held at bay by the WWF officials]
The Rock : And after you two are through playing touchy-feely with Benoit's little inky-winky, after you two jabronis are done doing that, bring your candy asses to the ring so The Rock and Rikishi can whip that ass one more time all over D.C.!
