Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Has a Birthday! (2015)

Ki Hong Lee: Dong Nguyen

Quotes 

• [Dressed nicely and toting a bicycle, Dong arrives at the stoop for Kimmy's birthday party] 

  Lillian Kaushtupper : Well, well, well! Tonight VC stands for "Very Chic."

  Dong Nguyen : Thank you, Mrs. Kimmy's Friend. Do you think you could help me? I need to sneak this bicycle inside.

  Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, well, don't worry - nobody's gonna wanna steal that hunk of...

  Dong Nguyen : No, it's Kimmy's birthday present. I made it myself.

  Lillian Kaushtupper : Oh, you didn't let me finish. "Hunk of crap." It's rude to interrupt your elders.

• [Dong and Logan are fighting over Kimmy] 

  Kimmy Schmidt : Stop it! Why are you fighting?

  Dong Nguyen : Bicycle is my present! I made it because of love!

  Logan Beekman : I assume you're talking about the tennis score there, because you did it for nothing.