Community (TV Series)

Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care (2015)

Keith David: Elroy Patashnik

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Quotes 

• Jeff Winger : You sold a Virtu Good 6500 to Craig Pelton at Greendale Community College, and we need to return it.

  Elroy Patashnik : I'll need the serial number.

  Jeff Winger : He deleted the serial number because he loves the system.

  Elroy Patashnik : So what's the problem?

  Jeff Winger : The problem is in order to copy a file, you have to throw a fireball at it, then absorb the fire, then drop the flaming file into a crystal lake, then take out both copies and throw them into the side of a mountain.

• Dean Pelton : Thank you for the refund, Elroy.

  Elroy Patashnik : No, thank you for one last taste of what it was like when my work was valuable.

  Dean Pelton : Oh, it's still valuable. Here, $500 for the taste I got of being powerful.

  Jeff Winger : Dean, the school can't afford 500...

  Dean Pelton : Wait for it.

  Elroy Patashnik : I have no idea what to do with the rest of my life now.

  Dean Pelton : We offer a wide variety of classes.

  [Elroy seems to consider it. Dean to Jeff] 

  Dean Pelton : And that, my friend, is the Greendale effect.

  Jeff Winger : I'll never get out of here, will I?

  Dean Pelton : I haven't met many that do.

• Elroy Patashnik : Get out of my Winnebago!

  Jeff Winger : You're not allowed to say that like it's a punishment.