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Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : [about her friends collaborating with her parents to support her financially] You've all been lying to me for years. What kind of friends are you?
Jeff Winger : Poor. We're poor friends. And you mooch off us because you're too proud to use your own support system. What kind of friend are you? And having met them, what were you rebelling against? Was it generosity, whimsical game nights, or delicious lobster bacon mashed potatoes?
Britta Perry : You ate the potatoes? You, you don't even eat carbs.
Jeff Winger : I eat love, Britta. Hot, delicious love that you were willing to wipe your ass with.
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Britta Perry : My parents are horrible people.
Abed Nadir : You're being dramatic.
Britta Perry : Oh yeah. That's what people say when they take your soul, and they rip it out of your chest and then shove it in your mouth.
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Britta Perry : I ran away from home at 17 to become an adult, but maybe all that did was leave a part of me stuck at 17, the part that tends to run away when I am confronted with the truth.
Deb Perry : The truth is good, Brita.
Britta Perry : Mom, shut up! Frankie taught me something important. It doesn't matter how mature we are or what resentments we carry. All that matters is that we're all going to die.
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Britta Perry : My friends, they all think my parents are adorable, and they think that I'm the bad guy for hating them, but I have a right to hate them, cuz I had to be there when they sucked.
Frankie Dart : Yeah. Jimmy Fallon syndrome.
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Abed Nadir : Britta's fallen on hard times and our apartment is the cheapest game in town.
Britta Perry : Abed, it's a little embarrassing when you put it that way.
Abed Nadir : ...Britta's a rich genius with super powers and she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason.
