Community (TV Series)
Basic Crisis Room Decorum (2015)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Elroy Patashnik : I'm going back to bed.
Jeff Winger : I'm going with him.
Dean Pelton : I'm gonna watch.
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Dean Pelton : City College is running an attack ad? That's a first.
Frankie Dart : They're getting desperate. Our registration numbers are trending upward.
Jeff Winger : Because the population keeps growing, and no one here ever graduates.
Annie Edison : Actually, our numbers are up because of improvements Frankie's made.
Frankie Dart : Those improvements were only possible through your hard work, Annie.
Jeff Winger : Oh, get a boardroom.
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Abed Nadir : I have friends in the AV department at City College.
Dean Pelton : Ooh la la.
Abed Nadir : The brotherhood of AV exists beyond your petty factionalism. We serve only video, the one true queen, and her faithful consort, audio.
Ben Chang : Oh, could you guys be bigger nerds?
Abed Nadir : No, most of us have achieved our maximum potential.
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Ben Chang : Let's not forget the Brenda factor.
Annie Edison : There isn't a Brenda factor.
Ben Chang : He says she's doing better. Better than what?
Annie Edison : Her thyroid condition! Can you focus?
Jeff Winger : Can Brenda?
Dean Pelton : Probably more so, now.