Community (TV Series)
Basic Crisis Room Decorum (2015)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Francesca 'Frankie' Dart : [Going through file cabinet] I found the smell. Someone filed a taco.
Annie Edison : [Reading folder name] Things that would otherwise get filed straight to my thighs.
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Dean Pelton : City College is running an attack ad? That's a first.
Frankie Dart : They're getting desperate. Our registration numbers are trending upward.
Jeff Winger : Because the population keeps growing, and no one here ever graduates.
Annie Edison : Actually, our numbers are up because of improvements Frankie's made.
Frankie Dart : Those improvements were only possible through your hard work, Annie.
Jeff Winger : Oh, get a boardroom.
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Jeff Winger : You do understand that what we did was also just the most prudent tactical move. Getting in front of the scandal Letterman style.
Annie Edison : Yes, Jeff, don't worry. I promise I'll never mistake you for having a heart.
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Ben Chang : Let's not forget the Brenda factor.
Annie Edison : There isn't a Brenda factor.
Ben Chang : He says she's doing better. Better than what?
Annie Edison : Her thyroid condition! Can you focus?
Jeff Winger : Can Brenda?
Dean Pelton : Probably more so, now.
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Frankie Dart : We do have a situation here, so we will make this our situation room.
Annie Edison : Yes. We need whiteboards, corkboards, laptops.
Abed Nadir : A bunch of clocks with different times on them, a red phone, a big tabletop map with little Nazi tanks, and/or a Godzilla.