"Community" Basic Email Security (TV Episode 2015) Poster

(TV Series)

(2015)

Keith David: Elroy Patashnik

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  • Elroy Patashnik : [Speaking to the Dean]  Did you forget your password again? Because I can't keep track with all the parakeets you had growing up.

  • Britta Perry : We're talking about freedom of speech! It's the amendment so important it's literally the first one they remembered to add!

    Elroy Patashnik : For white people.

    Francesca 'Frankie' Dart : With penises.

    Jeff Winger : We prefer to be called "people without color or vaginas".

  • Jeff Winger : You know, what I don't want to see? Your exchanges with your life coach about the study group when we were dating. Oh, and by the way, clearly, not a life coach, and absolutely, just an Italian sociopath you met at a dispensary.

    Frankie Dart : You two dated?

    Elroy Patashnik : This was a study group?

    Abed Nadir : Yeah, Chang was our teacher.

    Frankie Dart , Elroy Patashnik : What?

    Ben Chang : That's right, and frankly, haven't been well utilized since.

  • Officer Cackowski : We caught the hacker. This is Ryan, AKA StringCheeseHustler, AKA Fartmitzvah, Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty. You don't need to know all his names. He lives across the street from the campus, and he's got something he wants to say. Don't you?

    Ryan : I'm sorry.

    Officer Cackowski : For what?

    Ryan : For guessing your school master password was changeme.

    Elroy Patashnik : Ooops.

    Ryan : How do you sleep at night, Warburton? You were one of us. You were free.

    Officer Warburton : No one's free when they're one of anything. And to answer your question, I sleep alone with one eye open. That's why I'm not the one in cuffs.

    Officer Cackowski : Let's go, Fartmitzvah.

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