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Basic Email Security (2015)

Craig Cackowski: Officer Cackowski

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• Officer Cackowski : It's a unique case, because it's hard to decide what laws are being broken. Unless you count the lunch lady's sex life.

  [Everyone but Britta laughs loudly] 

  Officer Cackowski : Thanks, thanks a lot. Anyway, our city does have a cyber-crime division, but it's well, it's pretty new. Any leads? Officer Warburton.

  Officer Cackowski : I want McDonald's.

  Officer Cackowski : Wants. McDonald's. Some of you probably can't see from where you're sitting. It's literally a child in an adult sized police uniform. It's cute, but it doesn't help our situation.

• Officer Cackowski : We caught the hacker. This is Ryan, AKA StringCheeseHustler, AKA Fartmitzvah, Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty. You don't need to know all his names. He lives across the street from the campus, and he's got something he wants to say. Don't you?

  Ryan : I'm sorry.

  Officer Cackowski : For what?

  Ryan : For guessing your school master password was changeme.

  Elroy Patashnik : Ooops.

  Ryan : How do you sleep at night, Warburton? You were one of us. You were free.

  Officer Warburton : No one's free when they're one of anything. And to answer your question, I sleep alone with one eye open. That's why I'm not the one in cuffs.

  Officer Cackowski : Let's go, Fartmitzvah.