Community (TV Series)
Basic Email Security (2015)
Quinn Friedman: Officer Warburton
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Officer Cackowski : We caught the hacker. This is Ryan, AKA StringCheeseHustler, AKA Fartmitzvah, Skullandboners88, Frozensucked, Captaintitty. You don't need to know all his names. He lives across the street from the campus, and he's got something he wants to say. Don't you?
Ryan : I'm sorry.
Officer Cackowski : For what?
Ryan : For guessing your school master password was changeme.
Elroy Patashnik : Ooops.
Ryan : How do you sleep at night, Warburton? You were one of us. You were free.
Officer Warburton : No one's free when they're one of anything. And to answer your question, I sleep alone with one eye open. That's why I'm not the one in cuffs.
Officer Cackowski : Let's go, Fartmitzvah.