"Community" Modern Espionage (TV Episode 2015) Poster

(TV Series)

(2015)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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Quotes 

  • Jeff Winger : I'm not playing.

    Elroy Patashnik : For a guy who's not playing, you sure are shooting a bunch of mothers.

    Jeff Winger : That was instinct. I can't help being a bad ass.

  • Jeff Winger : Well, Frankie's upset.

    Britta Perry : Did she break up with someone? Which gender? I don't care, but everybody else does.

    Jeff Winger : She's upset about paintball.

    Elroy Patashnik : [Pretneds to not understand the word]  Paint? Ball?

    Abed Nadir : Occasionally our campus erupts into a flawless, post modern, homage to action adventure mythology, mischaracterized by the ignorant as parody.

  • Frankie Dart : Jeff, a student just passed by me and said you shot him. With paint.

    Jeff Winger : Uhh... Okay.

    Frankie Dart : So, you are definitely not playing paintball?

    Jeff Winger : Frankie, I've been cool up until now, but I gotta tell you, I'm starting to get offended by your suspicion about this.

    Frankie Dart : Well...

    Jeff Winger : Well is a hole in the ground when you're thirsty. I'm telling you, I ain't playing no paintball.

  • Jeff Winger : All right, so we lay low, and we try to find out who Silverballs is.

    Annie Edison : But we're not... To be clear, we did not vote on that name.

    Dean Pelton : Here's a name you don't have to vote on. You just became the Secret Dean Force. The Dean Boys. Task Force Dean. His Dean's Secret People. I know the word "Dean" is in it.

  • Abed Nadir : You've probably heard about a mysterious player using silver paint balls. Well, look at these IP addresses.

    Jeff Winger : If that means what I think it means, we're dealing with gibberish.

  • Dean Pelton : He's right, Jeffrey. A cleaner Greendale? That's like a healthier cigarette!

    Jeff Winger : Yes, a carrot stick. Frankie can make us a carrot stick.

    Dean Pelton : We're tobacco.

    Jeff Winger : No, we are not tobacco. We are Robert Downey Jr. He was so high he was crawling into people's windows. Now he's Iron Man. We self-destruct like this because we'd rather be heroes and villains than just kind of sucky people that need to work a lot at getting less sucky. She will forgive us. I know her, I like her, and if she fires either of you, I'll quit. She's not the enemy, she can help us. We just have to cool it.

  • Abed Nadir : And the Pope looks at the giraffe and says I'm in the room.

    [beat] 

    Abed Nadir : Sorry I can't remember the whole joke.

    Jeff Winger : That's okay. It sounds very funny based on the last line.

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