Community (TV Series)
Modern Espionage (2015)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : Greendale's custodial staff is running the underground paintball tournament probably with City College money. The people that clean Greendale don't want a cleaner Greendale, they want Greendale to be afraid of itself and reliant on them.
Custodian Lapari : Oh, what an exciting story. We're got a real life M Night Shamalyan here.
Abed Nadir : [Off camera] It's Shyamalan.
Custodian Lapari : Unfortunately, as with his stories I don't anticipate yours holding up.
Abed Nadir : [Off camera] Easy target.
Custodian Lapari : Who's heckling me?
[Abed raises his hand]
Custodian Lapari : Oh, of course, it's the Indian guy.
Abed Nadir : I'm Arabic.
Custodian Lapari : Ow, okay, let's go with that.
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Jeff Winger : Well, Frankie's upset.
Britta Perry : Did she break up with someone? Which gender? I don't care, but everybody else does.
Jeff Winger : She's upset about paintball.
Elroy Patashnik : [Pretneds to not understand the word] Paint? Ball?
Abed Nadir : Occasionally our campus erupts into a flawless, post modern, homage to action adventure mythology, mischaracterized by the ignorant as parody.
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Abed Nadir : You've probably heard about a mysterious player using silver paint balls. Well, look at these IP addresses.
Jeff Winger : If that means what I think it means, we're dealing with gibberish.
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Abed Nadir : You know this game is being run anonymously through an online server, but who set it up? They haven't left a clue, which is a really big clue. Because if they're this good at anything...
Britta Perry , Annie Edison : Why are they here?
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Abed Nadir : And the Pope looks at the giraffe and says I'm in the room.
[beat]
Abed Nadir : Sorry I can't remember the whole joke.
Jeff Winger : That's okay. It sounds very funny based on the last line.