Community (TV Series)
Modern Espionage (2015)
Kumail Nanjiani: Custodian Lapari
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : Greendale's custodial staff is running the underground paintball tournament probably with City College money. The people that clean Greendale don't want a cleaner Greendale, they want Greendale to be afraid of itself and reliant on them.
Custodian Lapari : Oh, what an exciting story. We're got a real life M Night Shamalyan here.
Abed Nadir : [Off camera] It's Shyamalan.
Custodian Lapari : Unfortunately, as with his stories I don't anticipate yours holding up.
Abed Nadir : [Off camera] Easy target.
Custodian Lapari : Who's heckling me?
[Abed raises his hand]
Custodian Lapari : Oh, of course, it's the Indian guy.
Abed Nadir : I'm Arabic.
Custodian Lapari : Ow, okay, let's go with that.