- Jane Rizzoli: Where did the wife's family get all her money?
- Vince Korsak: Her family invented clothespin
- Jane Rizzoli: You're messing with me
- Vince Korsak: What? You think these things invented themselves?
- Jane Rizzoli: Okay, I'll make a deal with you: I'll go to this spa whatever it's called, if you go to a Patriots game with me
- Maura Isles: [laughs] That hardly seems like a fair trade-off
- Jane Rizzoli: I know, but I'm willing to suffer through a massage, because I am a giver
- Maura Isles: There are plenty of other options. I think you should come with me and we'll make a day out of it
- Jane Rizzoli: Hmm, hmm,
- [cynical]
- Jane Rizzoli: I can't wait
- Maura Isles: Oh, I think I just found the perfect treatment for you
- Jane Rizzoli: I bet you 5 bucks you're wrong
- Maura Isles: Vino-rejuvenation, using the free radicals and antioxidants found in grapevines. And each treatment comes with wine
- Jane Rizzoli: How much wine?
- [picks up phone]
- Jane Rizzoli: Rizzoli
- Maura Isles: Your very own bottle!
- [picks up phone]
- Maura Isles: Isles
- Jane Rizzoli: [whispers to Maura, covering the phone] Do you get the wine before the treatment?
- Maura Isles: [whispers back] Yeah
- Jane Rizzoli: You win!
- Jane Rizzoli: [enters lab with a cup] Hey, I... I heard you're half-caff caramel macchiato man
- Kent Drake: You didn't spit in it, did you?
- Jane Rizzoli: Do I look like someone who would be that immature... please, don't answer that!