Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

Kali Yuga (2015)

Tom Mison: Ichabod Crane

Quotes 

• Abbie Mills : [to Crane who is driving Hawley's Mustang]  You enjoying yourself, Speed Racer?

  Ichabod Crane : This is my first time driving a car with real horse power. Can you blame me? Oh! And, on the subject, is said power referring to a horse of Arabian, Turkman or Barb breeding?

  [At Abbie's look...] 

  Ichabod Crane : There *is* a difference.

• Ichabod Crane : [When his karaoke song didn't get any applause]  Perhaps I should have done the one about the bass, about the bass.

• Ichabod Crane : I'll admit. I was excited. I may have acted rashly.

  Abbie Mills : I'll make sure they put that on your tombstone.

• Abbie Mills : We're not gonna die in Knox' vault. Even if it goes all... Star Wars trash compactor on us.

  Ichabod Crane : Star Wars. What did they use?

  Abbie Mills : They had a robot.

• Ichabod Crane : [Applauding Abbie who is singing Crazy via karaoke]  Huzzah! I had no idea she could perform.

• Abbie Mills : Crane. Pick a song.

  Ichabod Crane : [Looking through the song list]  Where might I find the Catch Club?

  Abbie Mills : What are they? The Beatles of the 1760's?

  Ichabod Crane : No. Rather, The Beatles were the Catch Club of the 1960's.

• Ichabod Crane : [With Katrina, reorganizing The Archives after a break in]  She turns the task into a leisure activity. With a rather lively ditty. So, she sings, she cleans, she... travels by parasol.

  Katrina Crane : A modern witch specializing in housework. It hardly sounds progressive.

  Ichabod Crane : Oh no, no. Miss Poppins seems quite fulfilled.

• Abbie Mills : We seriously named Ft Knox after a dude who died in debt.

  Ichabod Crane : Well. He had other redeeming qualities.

• Ichabod Crane : [Pleased, upon hearing that Abbie and he are up next for karaoke]  Lieutenant, you liked my shanty.

  Abbie Mills : No. The song's called Proud Mary. But, you can do it. You just killed a vatala. You can handle a little rock and roll.

• Ichabod Crane : [singing Proud Mary]  I pumped a lot of tain down in New Orleans. That makes no sense...

• Abbie Mills : So, what happened when we were in the vault? Are we good?

  Ichabod Crane : We are, we are far greater than the sum of our parts, but we cannot rely on our bond to last unless we tend to it.

  Abbie Mills : Ya damn straight. That's why I thought it's time we do a duet.

  Ichabod Crane : [Excitedly]  Lieutenant--you learned my shanty.

  Abbie Mills : Mmm, no. Song's called "Proud Mary", but you can do it.

  [getting up] 

  Abbie Mills : You just killed a vital--you can handle a little rock n' roll. Come on.