Game of Thrones (TV Series)

No One (2016)

Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister

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Quotes 

• Lord Varys : I can't go off on a secret mission in the company of the most famous dwarf in the city.

  [walks off] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Varys...

  [his friend looks back] 

  Tyrion Lannister : The most famous dwarf in the world.

• Tyrion Lannister : Tell a joke!

  Missandei : Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, "Do you know how to swim?". The second says, "No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages."

  [Tyrion feigns laughing] 

  Grey Worm : That is the worst joke I ever heard.

• Tyrion Lannister : What's your excuse?

  Missandei : I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny.

  Tyrion Lannister : That's how you know it's working.

• Tyrion Lannister : One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it.

• Tyrion Lannister : I hope you're right about this expedition of yours.

  Lord Varys : If I don't return, you'll know I was wrong.