Mom (TV Series)
Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin (2015)
Charles Robinson: Mr. Munson
Quotes
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Bonnie : So how'd you lose your eyesight?
Mr. Munson : Defending our country.
Bonnie : Thank you for your service.
Mr. Munson : I got syphilis from a Saigon whore.
Bonnie : Still, brave.
Mr. Munson : How'd you fake your way into the building manager's job?
Bonnie : What makes you think I faked my way in here?
[faucet erupts]
Mr. Munson : You forgot to shut off the main valve, didn't you?
Bonnie : You forgot to wear a condom, didn't you?
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Bonnie : [to the tenants who want her kicked out] I think you all have forgotten I have the keys to all your apartments, and all your dirty little secrets.
[one man runs off]
Bonnie : Where're you going, Mr. Wilkerson? To put on a dress?
[to the others]
Bonnie : Or how about the young woman on the 3rd floor who has a web series taking place in her shower? Or a man in the corner apartment who every night enjoys making love to a nice warm pumpkin? If I go down, I'm taking all of you down with me.
Mr. Munson : You're bluffing.
Bonnie : Am I?
[leans over and whispers in his ear]
Mr. Munson : [startled] I think she should stay.