- Michael Jordan: [to a passenger on plane] Does your underwear have tags?
- Passenger: What?
- Flight Attendent: [to Michael Jordan] Mr. Jordan your going to have to take your seat and stop asking people about their underwear.
- Brian Griffin: This is the worst day of my life!
- [pause]
- Brian Griffin: Empirically.
- Stewie Griffin: Ahhh, Careful.
- Ruth: Your mom is so fucking hot!
- Stewie Griffin: Face it Brian, this proves that you're stupid. Proves it Empirically. That means it's verified.
- Brian Griffin: I know!
- Stewie Griffin: No Brian, this is called Yoga, a lot of smart people do this instead of going to church.
- Laika: Joke on them! I find Happy Dog Planet! In 50 years we go back and bite everyone, but now we DANCE!
- Chris Griffin: In fact so smart can I ask me to do me favor.
- Chris Griffin: Thank you Brian for making me look dumb.
- Brian Griffin: I guess I'm not.
- Stewie Griffin: Brian Stupid!
- Meg Griffin: You are so stupid thank you taking seat for Chris.