American Dad! (TV Series)

LGBSteve (2015)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

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Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [after Hayley convinces Steve to pose as a girl so she can join the roller derby team]  I'll do it. I'll pretend I'm a girl. Also, it might not be a lie because that split just destroyed my balls.

• Steve Smith : [about his roller derby name]  Stevie Wonderbra. I like it 'cause it's about tits.

• Steve Smith : [after Devin smacks him on the butt]  That's two on the same cheek, Dev! I'm gonna have to explain the hand mark to my mom at bath time. Kidding, yo!

  [chuckles nervously] 

  Steve Smith : I shower now. Solo. Just me and the baby monitor.

• Roger the Alien : Okay, Steve, if you're looking for gender clarification, there's a number of things we can try. First, we raise some cash to get that dick off you.

  Steve Smith : [covering his crotch]  Whoa! Coming in hot!

• Steve Smith : [to Hayley]  If I go down, you go down with me. Then all that ink on your arm; it'll just be a bunch of nonsense no one can read unless you move to China, but who are we kidding? You don't have the guts.