- [German version]
- Weihnachtsmann: I'm Father Christmas!
- Cop: And I'm the Emperor of China!
- Tyrannia Vampirella: I can't believe the store didn't have a holiday present cheap enough for my nephew! Come, Jacoboo.
- [Jacob flies in and lands on the kitchen counter, sweating profusely]
- Maurizio di Mauro: Jacob! You sure timed it right, my friend.
- Jacob Scribble: My old rheumatics. I'm too old for this.
- Maurizio di Mauro: Sorry, Jacob, but I've got bad news. Maggot was here.
- Jacob Scribble: What? Oh, no. Not again.
- Maurizio di Mauro: Sorry... again. And just spare me the rheumatics, please. I've just seen my holiday dinner go up in smoke, okay?
- [Maurizio and Jacob sneak into the Town Hall, with Jacob standing on Maurizio's shoulders and the two of them disguised with a hat, sunglasses and trenchcoat]
- Maurizio di Mauro: Say, Jacob. Why is it always me who does the carrying?
- [Jacob takes off the sunglasses]
- Jacob Scribble: Because you're big and strong. And fat.
- Maurizio di Mauro: Me? Fat? But I haven't even had my holiday dinner!
- [Jacob shushes him]