The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
The Downward Spiral (2015)
Lane Miller: Bartender
Quotes
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[first lines]
Caroline Forbes : [at bar] Hey!
[shakes glass]
Caroline Forbes : I'm empty! Fill, please.
Bartender : I think you've had enough.
Caroline Forbes : Look at my face. This is me straining to care less about what you think.
[baby face]
Caroline Forbes : Nope, I can't.
Bartender : Okay, I'm gonna call you a cab.
Caroline Forbes : Here's the thing. My Mom just died. And I just put her dead, cancer-riddled body into the ground four hours and thirty-two minutes ago.
Bartender : [frowns] I'm so sorry for your loss.
Caroline Forbes : Oh, no, no. I don't care about that. I'm just saying that my feet have been crammed in the world's most uncomfortable heels for an entire day and your tequila is the only thing that seems to be helping.
Bartender : Okay. I'll grab you another drink.
Caroline Forbes : Thank you.
Liam Davis : [next to her] Caroline Forbes, the girl from the swimming hole.
Caroline Forbes : Liam...!
[chuckles]
Caroline Forbes : The boy I totally forgot existed.
[shakes her head]
Liam Davis : Ouch! And I was just about to say how sexy you looked.
Caroline Forbes : [chuckles] You are drunk.
Liam Davis : Slightly buzzed. Getting my ass whupped in shuffleboard upstairs.
Caroline Forbes : Wow, lucky you. I had to stand all day at my Mom's funeral.
[admires his physique]
Caroline Forbes : God, you're cute! Are you a doctor yet?
Liam Davis : Hang on, your Mom just died?
Caroline Forbes : You wanna get out of here?
Liam Davis : Uh... I...
Caroline Forbes : What? Girlfriend? We all know you're not dating Elena Gilbert.
Liam Davis : [scoffs] Why would I be dating Elena?
[shakes his head]
Caroline Forbes : [chuckles] You wouldn't.
[shakes her head]
Caroline Forbes : But even if you were,
[shakes her head]
Caroline Forbes : it wouldn't matter... because nothing matters... no...
[her hand playfully crawls up the buttons of his shirt]
Caroline Forbes : thing...
[predatory smile]
