- Stefan Salvatore: [as Caroline digs] Hey, is that an M&M?
- Caroline Forbes: Where?
- Stefan Salvatore: Right there. Little to the left, little to the left. Right there. Ri- Wha- Whoa. Oh. Sorry, it was just a leaf.
- [takes hearty swig from his flask]
- Caroline Forbes: Is this funny to you?
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, we are in the middle of the woods. Searching for a teddy bear buried in a shallow grave by a nine-year-old version of you.
- [snickers]
- Stefan Salvatore: I can't even say that with a straight face. So, yeah, that is funny.
- Caroline Forbes: You're drunk. Give me that.
- [tries to grab the flask]
- Stefan Salvatore: No, no, no, no, no. You have more ground to cover.
- Caroline Forbes: You're a jerk.
- Stefan Salvatore: Jerk, huh?
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah.
- Stefan Salvatore: Now you sound angry.
- Caroline Forbes: I'm not angry. I'm just... annoyed. Because I'm going through a highly emotional situation right now... and you're just sitting there, mocking me.
- Stefan Salvatore: Definitely angry.
- Caroline Forbes: I'm not... angry. Okay?
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, you should be. Your Mom is dying, your best friend is stuck in some netherworld, and you're sitting here trying to make it all better by trying to find a stuffed animal?
- Caroline Forbes: [lunges at him] Shut up!
- Stefan Salvatore: That made you feel better?
- Caroline Forbes: No.
- Stefan Salvatore: Try again.
- Caroline Forbes: [lunges again] Screw you!
- Stefan Salvatore: That's good. Get it out.
- Caroline Forbes: [Bonnie's teddy bear] Is it just me or does her eyes follow you around the room?
- Stefan Salvatore: Hmm. Definitely you.
- Caroline Forbes: I haven't seen Miss Cuddles in twelve years.
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, that's the bear Bonnie sent back from 1994. I guess she lost the original.
- Caroline Forbes: She didn't lose her. I took her. You know, when Bonnie and I were little, we got into this huge fight. So to get back at her, I bearnapped Miss Cuddles. But then I didn't want my Mom to come home and find out, so then I buried her... in the woods.
- [Stefan goes "ah" and she smiles]
- Caroline Forbes: I even left some M&M's to mark the spot where I left her, but something must have eaten them.
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, I'm pretty sure that Bonnie is over it by now.
- Caroline Forbes: [looks back at the bear Bonnie sent] Miss Cuddles isn't. She's out there, all alone... like Bonnie. You know what? I'm gonna go find her.
- Stefan Salvatore: You're gonna what?
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah, it's Bonnie's birthday.
- Stefan Salvatore: Wait, wait, hold on, Caroline. You've been going through a lot lately. You think that maybe you're just a little confused about what you're actually upset about?
- Caroline Forbes: Yes... probably. But my Mom's dying and my best friend is stuck in an alternate universe and her bear is in a hole in the woods. There's only one of those things that I can do anything about.
- [heads for door]
- Stefan Salvatore: Right.
- [follows]
- Liv Parker: I was gonna wear this for the merge ceremony. It's the dress I would have died in.
- [tosses it into waste-paper basket]
- Liv Parker: How could Luke do this?
- Tyler Lockwood: He didn't do this to you. Kai did... and he's going to finish what he started by killing you and every other Gemini. So, grab whatever you need, and let's get out of here, or else Luke will have died for nothing.
- Liv Parker: Just haul ass out of here like my Dad? Without the rest of my life wondering, is today the day that Kai finds me? I should have just done the stupid merge. At least, then Luke and I would still be together.
- [tearfully:]
- Liv Parker: All our lives, we've never been apart. I don't know how to do this.
- Tyler Lockwood: I'm so sorry, Liv.
- Liv Parker: I can't run, Tyler. Kai took my entire life. There's nowhere for me to go.
- Tyler Lockwood: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, look at me, look at me. Whatever you want to do... I will help you get through it.
- Liv Parker: Fine. Then I wanna kill Kai.
- Caroline Forbes: [Stefan stands watching her as she starts digging] If you're gonna creepily stalk me, you could have at least brought a shovel.
- Stefan Salvatore: Nah. I'm not big on digging.
- [holds up his hands]
- Stefan Salvatore: Calluses.
- Caroline Forbes: You bury corpses all the time.
- Stefan Salvatore: Yeah, but I don't... dig them up.
- [she continues toiling]
- Stefan Salvatore: So do you really think that finding a teddy bear will make everything right in the world?
- Caroline Forbes: You know what? You are right. This is such a waste of time. I really should be at the dive bar picking a fight with a stranger in order to feel pain.
- Stefan Salvatore: [makes sour face] Ooh...
- Caroline Forbes: Look, if you think I'm insane, I get it. I probably am... But nobody is forcing you to be here.
- Stefan Salvatore: I should probably stay. Keep an eye on you. You know, in case you have a... psychotic breakdown.
- [which, of course, secretly pleases Caroline very much]
- Tyler Lockwood: [girlfriend's chanting Latin spell] What are you doing? Liv? Come on, talk to me. What are you doing?
- Liv Parker: When Luke and I were kids, we used to play hide and seek... We figured out a way how to cheat by using a spell to see through each other's eyes.
- [resumes chanting, and sees, through Kai's eyes...]
- Damon Salvatore: [impatiently] Come on, Kai. You done yet?
- Liv Parker: [closes her eyes] The bastard's at the Salvatore house.
- Tyler Lockwood: Why the hell would he be there?
- Liv Parker: I have no idea. Of course Damon would find a reason to work with him.
- Tyler Lockwood: Look, Liv, I know how pissed you are right now, I get that... probably more than anybody... but...
- Liv Parker: But what? I'm supposed to live with it, get through it? Something tells me you didn't just punch a wall after your Mom died.
- Tyler Lockwood: Liv, stop! Like it or not, Kai is your leader. If you kill him, your entire coven dies, you, your Dad, Jo. You!
- Liv Parker: We're dead anyway. He'll kill his way through the coven, our friends, the guy at the drive-through who screws up his order... At least this way, I can take him with me.
- Tyler Lockwood: I told you that if anybody tried to hurt you, they'd have to get through me first. Well, guess what? That includes you.
- [she looks at him and smiles, and plants a soothing kiss on his lips... then chants spell into his ear, and he collapses]
- Liv Parker: I'm sorry, Tyler.
- [walks past his body]
- Liv Parker: [comes to] When did I get back here?
- Tyler Lockwood: Well, first I woke up on the floor. Guess a pillow would have been too much to ask for. And when I figured out where you've gone, I raced over to the Salvatore house. Only to find you unconscious.
- [Liv stares aghast at her bloodied blouse]
- Tyler Lockwood: I convinced Elena to give you some of her blood. And now that I see you're okay... I never wanna see you again.
- Liv Parker: [gets up] Tyler, wait!
- Tyler Lockwood: You lied to me.
- Liv Parker: [comes after him] No, I never wanted to hurt you!
- Tyler Lockwood: You lied to me!
- Liv Parker: Please, just calm down, okay?
- Tyler Lockwood: I'm not gonna calm down. I would have done anything for you. And you chose death over me.
- [turns away, goes out the door, leaving her in dismayed state]