911 Hell is alive and bustling with activity for the first time this season (and ever). We get a glimpse of every employee attempting to provide care for their callers -- and, of course, miserably failing. Sammy musters the courage to ask Janice on a date, but is rejected when she reveals that she has a boyfriend. Desperate to be the first employee to successfully address an emergency call, Walter helps guide a man (Richard Kind) who has been impaled on a fence - and somehow doesn't screw it up.
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