The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take (2015)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

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Quotes 

• Damon Salvatore : [helped himself to drink drunk Alaric left behind]  Oh... I've had some janky-assed bourbon, but this is...

  Bonnie Bennett : [takes sip]  It isn't bourbon. It's tea.

• Mary Louise : [deleted scene] 

  [as Damon enters what used to belong to the Salvatore brothers, Mary Louise and Nora are playing cards] 

  Mary Louise : You can't just waltz in here.

  Damon Salvatore : You may have burrowed in like a bunch of mangy ground squirrels. But this house belongs to me.

  [takes bottle] 

  Damon Salvatore : Same goes for my bourbon.

  Lily Salvatore : I see you've met the girls. Nora and Mary Louise, this is Damon.

  Damon Salvatore : [grunts]  Huh.

  Lily Salvatore : Why don't you two finish settling in?

  [the two of them walk off sullenly] 

  Damon Salvatore : [to Lily, in effeminate way]  Go on. Pat yourself on the head for raising Stefan to be such a mama's boy.

  [normal voice:] 

  Damon Salvatore : For the record, I'm not okay with your demented Brady Bunch squatting in my house.

  Lily Salvatore : I gave you ample opportunity to help us along the way, but... you responded with... apathy, deceit and hatred.

  Damon Salvatore : [grunts]  Oh.